Vengeful Animated Komedy Karacter Offers Help (VAKKOHelp):
Project two! said Xakko.
Dot considered jumping into his arms, considering his physique and the fact that his voice reminded her of both Samuel L. Jackson and Arnold Schwarzenegger, but instead went over to help her brothers up, more specifically Yakko, who was trapped under the television.
They call me Vakko now. I assume you still go by Xakko.
How do you know my name?
That postcard you sent was helpful.
You werent supposed to get that until tomorrow!
Vakko repeated what several characters have done already in this fanfic, and simply shrugged.
Oh well, Xakko said. I love a challenge.
How would you know? Said Vakko. Youre 12 days old!
Its after midnight, said Xakko. Might as well call me 13 days old.
Vakko briefly held his right hand over his eyes, his left hand holding his right elbow, while sighing. He gave a slight shake of his head. Enough of this bickering. Lets hurry up and get this over with so I can watch Conan OBrien.
Actually, Wakko pointed out, it just ended.
Okkay, now Im mad! said Vakko.
He jumped at Xakko and they became engaged in a battle for the knife Xakko was still holding. They began to move about the room, eventually coming close to the broken T.V. where the Warners were watching on. Wakko took the liberty of sticking out his foot, causing Xakko to lose his balance. Vakko used the opportunity to grab the knife, stabbing Xakko in the gut as they fell.... More Cartoon Sex Stories...