Disclaimer: Daria and associated characters are owned
by MTV. This is fan fiction written for entertainment only. No money
or other negotiable currency or goods have been exchanged.
Original characters and plot copyright Richard J. Lobinske. 2006.
This is the fifty-fourth story in the Falling into College series.
Another Day in Paradise
"town Boston!" the clock/radio in Michael's room blared. "Currently, it's a warm 52 degrees on this Monday morning, November 26 and your first day back to work after stuffing your face all weekend. Looks like a cloudy day with a slight chance of rain and a high in the low to mid sixties."
"Ungh," Michael groaned, opening one eye to see that the clock did, indeed, say 6:00 AM.
The radio DJ loudly continued, "But don't worry, you have Bing and the Spatula Man on Wee93 to help you make it through the morning. That is, unless you're driving around the Big Digin that case, nobody can help you!"
Michael rubbed his face and reached to the nightstand for his glasses. "Another day in paradise."
"That's right, Bing," the second announcer said. "We may be mental, but we're nothing compared to the people who brought you that hole in the ground!"
"But tell you what," Bing said, "the third caller with their 'Worst Big Dig is a pain in the ass' story will get a Wee93 bumper sticker/t-shirt combo!"
Michael sat up and said to the radio, "Ooh, then I'll have a real trendy wardrobe and car." He reached over and turned it off before climbing from bed, making a face at his sore leg and hip. Scratching himself through his old shorts, he walked with a limp to the apartment's single bathroom for a quick shower and a reasonable attempt at becoming human.Showered and dressed, Michael stood at the kitchen counter, pouring milk into a mug of coffee. Lewis appeared from his room, clad in a bathrobe and slowly shuffling to the bathroom. He muttered, "I see you survived the southern wilds."
"Mostly," Michael answered. "I only have a slight limp."
Lewis shook his head in mock disappointment. "I told you to run if you heard Dueling Banjos; guess you were a little slow. What happened?"
"I fell off of a horse."
"Mmm, using faster transportation, smart man. Well, except the falling off part."
"I got a great picture of Daria in the process, so it was worth it."
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