...will never get a girlfriend. Anyways," she said, grinning into the camera, "who wants to guess how small the nub's penis is? Probably shrunk from all those nightly tick baths: they can't be good for your sexual health."
Luckily, most of iCarly's audience had grown up along with the seventeen-year-olds, or else they would be getting angry phone calls from parents.
"My guess," Sam continued cruelly, "is that if his dick is as small as his brain, he'll never have children!"
Carly stood there, too frozen with fear to break up the fight. By now, Freddie's face was red, and he was seething with anger.
He stalked forward and drew his camera off to the side with a maniacal look on his face. Carly's guess was that she was about to bitch-slap Sam across the face with his camera.
As if she could read his mind (she probably could), Sam growled, "If you dare hit me with that camera, I will chop your dick off and feed it to Frothy. Of course," she added, not being able to resist one more jab, "she'd probably think she swallowed an ant or something…."
"THAT'S IT!" Freddie roared, throwing down his camera and marching toward Sam.
Carly quickly ran toward the cart and switched to B cam.
"OKAY, folks! That's enough for today! See you on the next iCarly… I hope," she added before shutting off the camera.
Carly flew out of the room, too upset to talk to ...