... home to my boyfriend.”
Kagome looked up at the half demon. “But I don’t have a boyfriend.”
Inu-Yasha put the doll in her face and spoke for her. “Well, I don’t care what’s back there, as long as it’s far away from you.”
Kagome wrenched up the Inu-Yasha doll and made it face off with the Kagome doll. “Well good riddance. I hate your guts. You’re a weak, unworthy copy of my first love, anyway and you’ll never be as good as her.”
Inu-Yasha paled. His hand trembled as he held out the Kagome doll. “Well… um… I’m going to take a bath. Don’t you dare watch me, you perverted animal.”
“Who would want to watch an ugly girl like you? The sight of your body makes my stomach turn.”
Inu-Yasha frowned. He reached out an empty hand. “Let me be me now.”
Kagome passed him the Inu-Yasha doll and accepted the other.
Inu-Yasha cleared his throat. “I didn’t mean it,” he spoke for the doll.
“But you always say it.”
“I’m a demon and demons lie.”
“Well, you hurt my feelings.”
“I’m sorry. I didn’t know I could hurt you like that.”
“Well, you can.”
“You don’t turn my stomach.”
“You really aren’t a pervert.”