...ough the phone. "I wanna have sex with Sakura, but she's never going to. But I don't wanna die a virgin! That would be so sad! Hinata, will you have sex with me? Virgins need to stick together, right? I think-"
Hinata pulled the phone receiver from her ear and blinked at it. Naruto had just hung up on her. She took a moment to wipe the film of sweat off of the device before setting it back down. She turned around and went straight to the bathroom where she first threw up repeatedly before removing her clothes and taking a nice long bubble bath.
~Meanwhile at the Bar~
"Holy crap, I killed Hinata!" Naruto yelled. He then proceeded to scream Hinata's name repeatedly into the silent phone.
"I think you just pressed the 'end' button with your cheek by mistake," Sai explained, trying to talk around Lee who had suddenly decided Sai was a sexy beast and was presently sitting in his lap hitting on him in every way he could.
"What!?" Naruto exclaimed. "But I wanted to have sex with her…"
"You can have sex with her tomorrow," Sai assured him. "Right now you are too drunk."
"But tomorrow I'll forget!" Then something occurred to him. "Whoa! You knew I was drunk! How'd you guess?"
And with that Sai dragged his two...