...four... Ok son...
where did you get this liquor?" Timmy drunkenly replies, "Umm...
Turner then says, "Ok young man I will not use my rarely used
fatherly skills to punish... HEY! Isn't that "Schwarzenlager:
the beer of German actors"? Can I please have it? I'll be your
friend!" Timmy then makes a stupid drunken grin and asks, "I
dunno... will you let me drink some more and not tell mom about it?"
Mr. Turner then nods his head while making begging puppy noises and
Timmy just passes the bottle of "Schwarzenlager: the beer of
German actors" to him.(5
then says to his dad, "So THAT's your real name? No wonder why
you rarely mention what your name is." Timmy's dad then says in
a faux-canadian accent, "HA! I'll drink mooshead beer to that
you hoser, eh? Ka-roo-koo-koo-a-koo-koo-koo!
Good Day, eh?"Timmy's
dad then sees Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof and says to Timmy in his
faux-canadian accent, "Hey I see imaginary fairies you hoser, I
really am that fit-shaced eh?"Timmy
then says to Cosmo, "Cool, dad thinks you guys are
hallucinations! Now bring out the Samuel Jackson beer!" Then
Samuel Jackson appears with beer and shouts, "DRINK MY BEER YOU
Samuel Jackson vanishes Timmy watches a internet video of Chris
Crocker shouting, "LEAVE BRITNEY BRITNEY ALONE!" Then
laughing until he ...