mail from fans who think Elmo is dominating Sesame Street. Then Elmo
went on forums and found topics that say 'Elmo Sux'.", Elmo then
began crying, "That's why Elmo is going to show you what happens
to depressed people," Elmo then pulls out a gun, "THEY
No!" shouted Big Bird, "Not again!""You
were supposed to take your medication!" shouted Telly."Get
back!" shouted Elmo, "GET BACK!""Elmo,
You need help," said Bert, "That's why we're going to take
you somewhere where you can get all the help you need.""NO!
ELMO'S NOT GOING BACK TO THAT F#CKING PLACE!!!" Shouted Elmo as
he shot Bert. He then shot all the other muppets in the room and
ponted the gun to his head, "NOW ALL I HAVE IS ONE LAST THING TO
SAY TO ALL YOU HATERS; F#CK YOU!!!"And
with one pull of the trigger, the Elmo legacy was over.End
have terrible news," said Dr. Hartman."Oh
no! Zack is dead?!?!" cried Meg."No,
he's fine," said Dr. Hartman, "It's just that I didn't get
that PS3 I wanted. Someone outbid me on Ebay.""Oh
I'm so sorry," said Peter as he placed his hand on Dr.
we see him?" asked Lois."Oh,
sure," said Dr. Hartman.As
the family walked to Zack's room, Chris heard a voice call his name.
He then went to where the voice came from and there he saw Herbert
lying in a hospital bed."Mr.
Herbert?" asked Chris, "What are you doing here?""Well,