... contact others. It worked like a phone, but instead of ringing,
it beeped. That pager was beeping now.He
picked it up and pressed the On button. Yes, Clara, what is it
named Chris Griffin is on Line Three for you, Clara reported. I
told her to hang on a minute, so I could notify you.Stewie
sighed in irritancy. Alright, put him on.Claras
end beeped, and her breathing faded. Seconds later, more breathing
came on Claras end. However, it wasnt Clara.Stewie?
Chris asked. Is that you?Its
me, Chris, Stewie said. Long time no see. How old are you
it up; youre next, Chris said dryly.I
sure am, Stewie said humorously. But by the time Im
fifty, youll be eighty-two. So really, Chris, Ill still be
young in comparison even when Im an old fart!Chris
dropped that subject. Mom wants you home for Thanksgiving.Tell
Mother Im busy on Thanksgiving, Stewie replied. I have
plenty of do; my schedule is as busy as traffic on Christmas Eve in a
small store with everyone in town shopping there.FlashbackGet
outta my way!No!
You get outta my
your cart off my foot.Get
your foot out from under my cart!Hey,
I was about to grab it.You
already have one!So?
I need that one to use my Get One Free! coupon.I
need one to eat.*
Stewie continued, you know theres too much friction between
Lois and me! My coming to Thanksgiving, ChrisMy
be like telling Meg to avoid all sheep during the time of the month.
It just cannot be ...