... idiot I am not a woman, and why dont you cook for
once. Proclaimed Stewie. The robot began to talk. Peter ill
make you mac and cheese then we can have SEX! Stewie was
delighted with his successful translator.Stewie walked into the
kitchen where Peter was trying to open a beer with his teeth. Stewie
was delighted, Perfect now I must put my plan into action.
Stewie walked the robot to the living room and open a can of beer.
Peter then came running through the door. My beer senses are
tingling. Sweet a beer. Hey Lois you going to finish that beer.
Stewies robot answered with No Peter you can have it.Just as Peter was clutching the beer Stewie dropped it onto the
floor. Oops so sorry. And no use trying to lick it up. This new
carpet absorbs everything automatically. But I dropped a case of beer
in the street. Peter jumped up and ran for the door. He open the
door and there was a case of beer laying in the road. Aw sweet now
I can work on my six pack. (Work out joke)Peter
ran into the street and began drinking the beer. Then a car riding
down the road with a drunken driver talking on a cell phone began to
spin out of control. The car flipped and slid about to collide into
Peter. The car stopped just before smacking Peter. Wow that was so...