...y for decency before retorting "Oh, I understand perfectly, you were trying to molest her. You sicko she's not even awake!"
"Was not, I was going to umm…uhh…hmmm…you wouldn't understand you chibi!"
"I may be small but I'm a hell of a lot more grown up than you!"
"you said you were grownup, you figure it out." Snapped Naruto
Hanabi concentrated hard for a moment before springing up "I know we'll just compare and see!" "I'm a boy, and YOU are a girl we don't compare." Replied Naruto
"Well then I'll just compare myself to Hinata."
"Well, it's very difficult to compare personalities because Nee-chan is my complete opposite" "Exactly she's grown up and you're not!" interrupted Naruto "As I was saying! We are going to have to compare physical features." said Hanabi, not quite thinking he statement through. Naruto's mind dropped immediately to the gutter and stayed there.
"Okay then…you're short and Hinata's not" Hanabi glared at Naruto for a moment and then said "Well you're not exactly tall either!"
"Well, then…" said Naruto "…You don't compare in the breast department" as he ripped through Hinata's fishnet ant sports bra displaying Hinata's perky B cup breasts and soft pink nipples.
"Well my nipples are bigger" said Hanabi bluntly taking off her towel again.
"That's just because you've been s...