...sked you to follow me. It's not like I owe you a bike or something!" Ash snapped at her, glaring. Iris looked slightly confused at the mention of owing her a bike, but Ash shrugged it off. "Now we can either not speak and get through this peacefully, or part ways."
"Oh, stop being such a child!" Iris said, walking closer to Ash now. "Your behavior is so pathetic, you know. You'll never get any badges with this attitude, or even get a girlfriend at some point, or have any kind of adult intimacy." How in the world a girl and sex had anything to do with going to a new league, Ash had no idea.
Wait a second; "never have adult intimacy?" Yeah, this girl's in for a surprise.
"I'll never have any intimacy, huh?" Ash turned, approaching Iris and looking her in the eye. "Why do you think I have always had at least one girl following me around, huh? You think I put up with constant bitching for my health?" Iris stepped back, both surprised and intimidated by the boy's sudden outburst of confidence. "I tolerated a redhead who suffered from permanent PMS, a ditzy brunette with the biggest set of breasts in the entire Hoenn region, and a blue-haired cum-craving slut who had one of the roundest asses you'll ever see in your life!" Ash yelled, poking Iris in the chest when she backed away further. "And do you have any basic idea why I let mys...