that mean...?" asked Meg."Yes!
Tonight, we make love!" said Zack.Then
a few seconds later, Zack is running downstairs to Peter."Peter,
can I talk to you for a second?" asked Zack, "In private?""Um,
Sure," said Peter.Zack
than directed Peter to follow him into the basement. There, he turned
on the stereo and turned it up to the point where nothing else could
be heard. Zack began moving his lips but Peter heard nothing."WHAT?"
spoke again but nothing came out."WHAT?"Zack
then shook his head and turned off the radio and shouted:"I'M
my god!" said Peter disgusted, "Why did you have to tell me
I guess I should've explained first," said Zack, "Meg wants
us to have sex and I told her I could do it better that than Jimmy
Falon guy. Then I remembered that I'M A VIRGIN!!!""Having
sex with Meg?" asked Peter, "Now why did you have to tell
point is, I need your help!" said Zack, "You and Lois have
done it alot and she seems satisfied! Teach me everything you know!""Have
you looked at porn?" asked Peter."Yeah.""Then
you already know as much as I do!""Oh,
then I guess Lois is faking it then.""What?""Huh?"
asked Zack, "Did I say something?""I
thought you did, sorry." said Peter, "Anyway, how about we
hang out with the guys? They're bound to give you pointers!"Later
at the Drunken Clam, Peter, Quagmire, Cleveland, Joe, and Zack are...