...'t seen her for nearly five years..."
[Apparently my saving her only lasted for two] "What happened?"
"Well, she had been fighting Gannon; not directly mind you, she went through his armies destroying as much as she could and one day she never returned." she replied.
"Hmmmm, I don't mean to be insensitive; but what happened to the gloves?" asked Link.
"Oh those old things, we stole them from one of the carpenters who said he 'found' them; we tried but we couldn't find out what had happened."
"Can I have them?" Link crossed his fingers.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... well I couldn't just give them to you,"
[If she wants sex I'm killing her] He was not in that kind of mood, because he was kind of in a hurry though I can't imagine why.
"You're kinda cute you know," she pinched his rear, "but as the second in command I have to watch out for my people and I've been getting several complaints about the chilly winds coming from Zora's Domain. If you can stop them, I'll give you the gloves; then if you're lucky I might give you something else too..." cue the evil seductive grin.
[I suppose it's a good excuse to visit Ruto... heh-heh] "Okay, but first I'll need some proof that you've got the merchandise."
"Ya right, if I told you where they were you'd beat me up and steal them... You are stronger than everyone here.....