"Aye, aye captain." The other birds said with salutes.
"Well young lady, you went and got yourself stuck in a jam and I the brave
and noble Captain Dodo got you out of it. I say you owe me." The Dodo said.
"Well I suppose that's fair but what do you want? I have nothing to give
you." Alice said.
"Not so lass you have that sweet little body of yours." The Dodo said.
"What! But you're a bird and I'm a human." Alice protested.
"So? You'll go shag a doorknob but not a Sea Captain in the Queen of Hearts
Royal Navy? Your standards are wonky girl." The captain said.
"Wait a minute how did you know about the door?" Alice demanded.
"Well the door brags." The dodo explained. "A real blowhard won't shut up
really, no matter how much you beg."
"But when did you talk to him it doesn't make sense..." Alice protested.
"Well none of that's important now girl." The captain explained. "What is
important is that I'm collecting my booty or I'm tossing you back in the
"Oh hell, fine." Alice said as she dropped the soggy clothing she was about
to try to put back on.
The bird smacked his hands/wings together and licked his beak. Captain Dodo
slowly approached and knelt in front of Alic...