...h!’ Fred replied, lifting up his hand in dismissal, almost as if he was egging on the strict and outrageously angry McGonagall.
‘Ooooooh!’ the entire classroom cooed; in awe at how rude he was for defying such a strict professor like McGonagall.
‘Out… Everyone… You two stay put!’ Professor McGonagall commanded with an air of authority that sent every single student but the two Weasley twins scrambling for the exits. ‘What in the hell do you two think you’re doing!’ she shouted, waving her arms in the air threateningly.
‘Oh… All that… We were being rude just to get you alone…’ George replied calmly, with a smile on his face as he pulled out a suspicious looking little vial.
‘What… What do you mean, all alone?’ McGonagall replied, looking both a little curious and a little afraid at what he meant. In reality, Fred and George had staged their entire performance that day to lure McGonagall into separating them from the rest of the class. In this way, they could be all alone for as long as they needed and nobody would ask questions about their or McGonagall’s whereabouts for over an hour. The twins’ brilliant plan was to have their final photo shoot with a woman that would make their calendar the...