...ific Ocean. He laughed to himself at the idea that once, he would have used a hovercar, which would have taken whole minutes, and been highly inefficient. He laughed harder at how he would have used Neutronic Air Gum. Now, he could simply take a short nanobot surgery that made breathing a thing of the past.
Wait a minute. He didn't have to breathe. He set off that bomb when he was six that made everyone breathe ether instead of air... Oh. Yeah. The water crushed the new ether receptors, meaning that people STILL couldn't breathe underwater.
Oh well. Anyway, the point was that he had new, better inventions, and they worked better. Never mind the technical points.
Sheen started talking to Carl, who clearly wasn't interested but wasn't rude enough to dispel him. Hey! Carl! I just found THE BEST INTERNET SITE EVER!
What is it? Does it involve Ultralord?
Yes! How'd you guess? Carl stared blankly at Sheen for a few seconds, but Sheen just decided to continue. It's called ''! You pronounce it like 'I dow', as in 'I endow you with awesomeness!' It has every episode of Ultralord ever available for download! Which is probably legal somewhere. But I know that when the world ends, I won't care, because I'll be watching Ultralord on my lap...