...ng to open a beer with his teeth. Stewie
was delighted, Perfect now I must put my plan into action.
Stewie walked the robot to the living room and open a can of beer.
Peter then came running through the door. My beer senses are
tingling. Sweet a beer. Hey Lois you going to finish that beer.
Stewies robot answered with No Peter you can have it.Just as Peter was clutching the beer Stewie dropped it onto the
floor. Oops so sorry. And no use trying to lick it up. This new
carpet absorbs everything automatically. But I dropped a case of beer
in the street. Peter jumped up and ran for the door. He open the
door and there was a case of beer laying in the road. Aw sweet now
I can work on my six pack. (Work out joke)Peter
ran into the street and began drinking the beer. Then a car riding
down the road with a drunken driver talking on a cell phone began to
spin out of control. The car flipped and slid about to collide into
Peter. The car stopped just before smacking Peter. Wow that was so
close I think I wet myself.Out
of nowhere Joe comes flying in his wheel chair screaming, Thats
my beer Peter, hand it over! Joe began beating the living crap out
of Peter. And stole back his beer. Lois drove up in the car after
going to the grocery store. Lois screamed franticly Peter what
happened? She ran inside and called an ambulance.When
the ambulance arrived Lois jumped into the car with Chris, Meg,
Stewie, and Brian. She stopped and said Oh my gosh. I dont ...