...allpox, do we? He laughed, acting as
though he knew something.What
do you know, dog? Stewie asked.Oh, I
dunked your head into one of those smallpox barrels last night,
Brian said casually.YOU
WHAT! roared Stewie.Yeah,
breathed Brian. Well, I guess youll have a slow and painful
death. Bye bye, now. Brian walked out of the room.Oh-no
you dont! snapped Stewie. He then grabbed Brian by the neck.
Brian yelled loudly for help and flailed around. But it was no use.
Stewie opened the lid for the smallpox barrel and dunked Brian
inside. Brian breathed in the fumes.You
idiot! Brian yelled. Dont you realize now that this will
infect the rest of the family? Smallpox is contagious!Damn
Stewie muttered, as he heard the other Griffins yelling and
Griffins has a meeting in the living room at that moment. Okay,
okay, lets not panicwe have smallpox. Its no big deal,
it is a big deal, snapped Brian. Smallpox is a deadly,
infectious disease that we wiped out over 25 years ago. We dont
want to bring it back and infect everyone else with it.How
the hell did we get smallpox, anyway? Lois asked.Ow!
Ow! Peter yelled. He was scratching his butt.Peter,
whats wrong? Lois asked.Ive
got this really big pock mark on my butt that Im trying to break
open, but it hurts real bad every time I try...