SchemeThe letter from
Quagmire was received just a few days after he had sent it in the
mail. (Which is idiotic because he lives next door to her.) Stewie
read the letter after Lois had set it on the dinner table walking up
the stairs in disgust to wash off her hands after touching the
letter. The letter repulsed Stewie, but then an evil scheme popped
into his head.So
our horny neighbor Quagmire wants to play a game of twister with Lois
kinky style. (If you know what I mean.) Well, I could either use his
knowledge to throw more crazy and wild sexy parties, or I could use
his Charm to have Lois suffer a faith worse than death.
Stewie laughed evilly.Then
Chris came running through the kitchen screaming about an evil monkey
in his closet. Stewie shouted in an angry voice Chris shut up
about that damn monkey. You know what Im taking care of this right
walked up to Chriss room, busted open the door and there was a
monkey smoking a joint while looking through some PLAY CHIMP
magazines. Then Stewie shut the door. There was a loud shriek, then
the two of them came out of the room, the two were shaking hands.
Now your going to go to this physiatrist to help you work out your
problems with your wife correct? asked Stewie. The monkey answered
with a shriek and sho...