...You wouldn't have a chance Choji. Riku-chan here isn't into boys."
Both Nara and Akimichi blinked. "Not into boys…" Shikamaru said.
"Nope. I like women." Riku said.
Choji blinked. "You're a-a-a-a…"
"Lesbian." Riku supplied and smiled as Choji got a faraway look.
Shikamaru shook his head. "Choji."
Nothing as the larger man just made a gurgling sound.
"Choji!" Shikamaru tried. "Aw man. He's gone to his happy place." Shikamaru groaned and paid for their food.
"Happy place?" Riku asked.
"Yeah." Shikamaru didn't explain.
"Does it involve naked women covered in food offering Choji an all you can eat buffet?"
The Akimichi heir blew back from the nose bleed and Shikamaru sighed and nodded.
"Come on Choji." Shikamaru said struggling to lift his powerful friend. "You can sleep it off atop the lookout."
Ayame and Riku watched them go and waited a bit before breaking down and laughing.
"You are evil.'
Riku smirked. "Whatever they want Naruto for can't be good. Shika looked like he was upset about something."
Ayame nodded and they quickly cleaned the dishes and prepared for the afternoon crowd.
Riku elbow deep in dishwater was shaking her hips and singing along with the r...