...priate discussion for the classroom!" Mark Cotswolds stated
plainly."Mr. Cotswolds, it's in the
curriculum.""Abortion is only advocated by
those who have been born, Ronald Reagan." Rebecca twitched."This is blasphemy!" Linda
said angirly."...this is madness..." Mr.
Garrison sighed, facepalming."No, this is Sparta!"
Cartman yelled."No, this is South Park
Elementary, dumbass!" Mr. Garrison yelled."Aw... aw, godammit."
Cartman yelled."GAH! When are we taking the
end-of-the-year exams, Mr. Garrison?" Tweek cried."Right before Lunch, Tweek.""Mr. Garrison, where do I sit?"
asked Mandi, who had been standing there the whole time."You can sit by Wendy, Stan, Kyle
and Eric.""Okay." Mandi sat where
pointed to."Welcome to South Park."
Wendy replied, giving a friendly wave."Thanks." Mandi said."All right class, please form 2
groups - a pro-choice side, and a pro-life side." Mr. Garrison
said, "The pro-choicers get the room from the doorway to the
homework bin on my desk." Garrison gave a hand motion to
illustrate the four-fifths of the room he gave them. "And
pro-lifers get from the homework bin - to the wall by the garbage
can.""Hey, why do we only get a fifth
of the room?" Mark cursed. "It isn't fair!""Life isn't always fair, Mr.
Cotswolds." Garrison sat and ...