... He didn't get a wink of sleep that night as his fear slowly turned to thoughts of her... *naked?* That didn't make any sense, but then why did it haunt his thoughts so? As dawn closed in she stired and turned so that he could see the side of her chest through the armpit of her night gown. The next thing he knew he was bleeding at the nose and blushing so hard his face felt like it was on fire.
"So have you come to consumate our engagement?" Ruto asked.
"Hunh? What... I" Link snaped out of his daydream.
"Have you COME to consu-MATE our ENGAGEMENT?" she emphasized.
Link found this hard to belive, he may have been totally naive but he did know the word mate. "I... ah, is this about the saphire I borrowed?"
"BORROWED?! Do you hate me that much?" she bit her lip and increased her cute- ness by at least 80%. Link drew closer in a puzzled, what-did-I-do look. "That sapfire was my 'most precious gift' I thought you knew."
"Knew what?" he managed to spit out although he wasn't listening to her at all because for the first time he was realizing that she was completly naked. I mean he had always known, but he had never registered it.
She put her arms together and cried (which looks kinda wierd underwater) as she curled up againts his manly chest. "It was the material form of all the love I have for you, it symbolizes the fact that we were meant to be to...