...lent evening. No one spoke, not for a long while, until they reached the fork which would lead them to their destination.
"Like, good thing we saved you, Vel." Shaggy said.
Velma nodded silently, crossing her legs.
"Yeah, that could have been really a bummer." Daphne added.
Scoopy barked. The others laughed. Velma frowned.
Fred glanced at Velma from the driver's seat, "Daphne, let's have sex tonight."
Daphne's face lit up. "Ok!"
Velma's frown intensified. She hated it when they spoke so openly about their sex lives.
"Velma, you're more than welcome to join us. You too, Shaggy."
Velma choked on her own saliva. "Wha'!?
"Cool man. I'm in." Shaggy smiled casually.
Daphne giggled, "Great! How 'bout you, Vel?"
"You can't possibly be serious?" Velma crossed her arms, noting the blank expressions she met. "No! Are you insane?"
Daphne pouted. "Velma, come on. I don't want to be the only girl! Besides, you keep saying you're saving yourself for marriage. We're all practically married!"
"Like yeah, we're like common law spouses." Shaggy nodded. "In like, a communal, polygamous sort of way."
Scooby barked again.
Velma pondered. She did love them all, but as friends. Could she really bring herself to have sex with t...