...re. I've been running from here to there with buckets of hot water but nothing really happened." Ruto explained.
"It just startled me, is all... so why'd you show me this?"
"Oh, don't make me say it..." she blushed a dark blue, "I haven't seen you for a while and... I was wondering..."
"That was goodbye--" her eyes sparkled like they were about to cry, "Alright," [What could I say, I'm really turned on somehow] Unbeknownst to Link it was because he was 'hot' in the literal sense, before it had always been in at night, and now in a sauna.
He hugged her and rubbed her back. [So soft, not at all slimy like you'd expect, so warm... wait she was always so cold and clammy; ah, but in a good way.] He found himself massaging her back as she kissed him. [Okay, okay... how to start; what did I do last time?] "We really... shouldn't do this.. you know.... we--"
"Stop that," she looked at him sternly, "don't pretend to be all loyal to your silly princess; you've slept with at least two women since I saw you last." Link's face turned as white as--something palely-white. "Fish have the greatest sense of smell in the animal kingdom, they can even tell where water has come from by the sent. Now, I'm not a fish, but I can still smell two musky female odors on your person." Link still said nothing. "You've also come into contact with horses, bats; *sniff* a mummy, I think; an owl--"
"O.K! O.K! So put the cuffs on me, jeeshe. I just did...