...y seen a talking bunny and a horny animated door.
"Mr. Dodo, Mr. Dodo over here!"
"What I say here that's Captain Dodo and what are you doing out here all
alone without a boat? And naked! The water is freezing. Are you daft? Have
you gone all mental?" Captain Dodo asked.
"I say captain we better steer clear of her she might be stark raving mad."
The parrot interjected.
"Please captain. I'm stuck out here. I don't want to drown." Alice pleaded.
"Well it's the duty of any honorable captain to help out a sailor cast over
board. Here you go hop right up on the captains lap." The captain said.
Once on his lap Alice could feel his raging hard on through his feathers, but
she didn't care because at least she was getting out of a nasty predicament.
"Thank you." She said.
"Don't worry about that now, you can thank me properly once we get to shore."
The captain said.
The parrot-powered toucan-boat sailed over waves and calm waters as the
captain bellowed senseless orders like 'trim the sail' and 'thar she blows'.
The other birds sensibly ignored him. In between orders the dodo explained
that they weren't allowed to have ships in the Queen of Hearts Royal navy
because of royal cutbacks. Once Alice started t...