...d mood, he decided, as he watched the colour drain from Grimmjow's face.
Maiko nodded. "Quite. Oh, and start signing your paperwork properly. It was funny at first, but now I just roll my eyes at it."
"Just sink the fucken boot it, why don't ya? Shit, what is this, my intervention?"
"Nah, if this were a proper intervention, Ran and I would have locked you in this office with Soi Fon and let you sort it out that way", Maiko pointed out.
Recalling the similar 'intervention' they had staged for Neliel and himself, Ulquiorra scowled and muttered, "It's been done."
"Yeah, but for those two we'd need to have the Fourth ready to deal with the aftermath. Look, Grimmjow, maybe you should just tone things down a little. You know, be less of a dick."
"Don't hold back, Maiko, tell it like it is", Grimmjow muttered, a scowl on his face. "Fine, I'll stop shirkin' and - "
"Being a man skank?"
"Why the fuck am I friends with you, Maiko?"
"'Coz I'm the one woman you can't hit on. It's the 'being gay' thing", Maiko pointed out dryly, before reconsidering. "Course, you can't hit on Nel either, since Ulquiorra'd kill you."
The pale arrancar nodded. "Slowly and painfully."
"I get it already." Running his hands through his hair, he swore before turning to them. "I ain't gonna stop teasing her....