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...container under his desk. He pulled out a video box and presented it proudly. "Then you can ask Daimyo Kazahana-san if she would be willing to give me an autograph."
"What the hell? Koyuki-san really ended up playing a role in, Ero-sennin's, Icha-Icha movie!"
Kakashi nodded eagerly, "That's the super-exclusive collector's edition, which could only be bought if you had a platinum membership in The Gallant Jiraiya's fanclub."
Naruto eyed the box in his hand suspiciously, and nodded weakly, "Well, I won't promise anything, but I'll ask when I see her."
One month later
Our blonde hero had reached the Land of Spring, via ship, and traveled with a caravan through the barren, snow-covered countryside.
"What the hell! Why did it have to be so cold? Here of all places?" Naruto cursed.
"It's already the winter season in our beautiful country." His guide stated.
"I thought you guys renamed it the 'Land of Spring'. Because it's currently the Land of Chilling Frost," Naruto groaned and retreated deeper into his thick furry coat.
Suddenly, a co-worker of the guide appeared at their side, flailing his arms frantically; a white eagle sat on his shoulder.
"Boss, we've got a problem. A blizzard is approaching. Kumaru-kun from the next caravan sent us this messenger eagle," he pointed at the screec...