...mal donut place in townAt the
Simpson house Homer began looking through the phone book for donut
Lard Lads donuts, THE ONLY DONUT PLACE IN TOWN! yelled Homer as
he banged his head on the bookNo
dad, look at this. Said Lisa as she pointed to a second addHmm,
Abstract Donuts, we make them round, square and triangular.
Said Homer thoughtfullyWell?
shall celebrate this new arrangement with the addition of chocolate
to milk. Said Homer as he got upAfter the
chocolate milk Homer went to the donut place.$15.00
for a donut! Im not made of money! yelled Homer as he read the
over priced menuThen
if cheapness is your conviction sir, I bid you ado. Said the Artsy
are these so expensive anyway?There
square design is innovative and easier to hold, thus more expensive,
now get out.Homer was
half way out the door when a hackneyed, half baked, plan began to
form in his empty head, of course to Homer this was an incredibly
auspicious, fool proof, plan. He would asked for money from Mr.
said Mr. Burns, his expression as stoic as everBut
sir, why? asked Homer on his hands and kneesIts
and inherent trait, my father was cheap and so was his father, and so
sir, please be benevolent for once instead of evil.Ill
give you the money only if you take a compr...