...the most amazing thing I have
ever seen. Quagmire laughed. You havent seen half of it.
Quagmire walked over to his closet again. And a whole mound of tapes
fell out. Stewie stared blankly and began to drool. Stewie asked, Do
you have any BGW (Babies Gone Wild)?Two
hours later Stewie and Quagmire lay down on the floor covered in
white goo. That was awesome. I tell you what Quagmire if you give
me your porn tapes I will help you have sex with Lois. Quagmire
shot up. No way. You cant do that? Wait the tapes are better than
Lois. Anyway she wont do anything with me. Youre lying.Stewie
became outraged. Damn it. If you dont give me those tapes I
will kick your ass instead! A Stewie leap in the air and pulls out
his baby bottle and a knife pops out of the bib. Quagmire quivers.
Ok but how are you going to set me and your mom up? Stewie
answers with, Leave that to me.Several
days later Peter is home from the hospital. Stewie comes running down
the stairs. Lois I know today is your birthday so I made you a
cake. There was a huge cake in the middle of the hallway. Lois
looked surprised. Thank you Stewie but today is not my birthday.
Stewie took out a straw and shot Lois with a blow dart. Now
Quagmire. Quagmire popped out of the cake. Alright! Gigty, gigty,
gigty, gigty, gigty, goo. Quagmire took Loiss body and dragged
it into Peter and Loiss room. Have fun you two. Now excuse me
while I go and do what nature intends me...