...s hair?" asked Brian."I
dunno," said Peter, "But it'll be hella funny!""Let's
go with Chris's idea," said Meg."Wait!
I have a better idea!" said Peter, "We'll wrap ourselves in
bubble wrap with polka music playing in the background, and-""Somebody
tape his mouth shut," said Brian.Stewie
and Meg hold onto Peter while Chris tapes his mouth shut. Later at
Goldman! What was that rogaine you sold Zack?" asked Meg."It
was a product called Growgaine," said Mort, "It's been
recently discontinued due to it mutating the hair to grow at an
alarming rate until it covers the entire Earth!""So...
Do you know how to stop it?" asked Brian."Oh
that's easy!" said Mort, "You just-"Suddenly,
the hair breaks throught the window and starts to cover the floor
quickly. It quickly devours Mort."OH
GOD!!!" he shouts, "IT'S IN MY NOSE!!! IT'S IN MY NOSE!!!
OH, THE MUCUS!!!""RUN!!!"
shouts Brian as he picks up Maddie who was eying through different
hair products and runs along with the rest of the family.Meanwhile
on the news..."In
other news," said Tom Tucker, "There has apparently been
reports of people being sucked into a mysterious wave of blonde
right, Tom," said Diane, "We now go live wo Ollie Williams
to explain more on the situation. Ollie?""AAAAAAUUUUGGGHHHHH!!!!"
Ollie screams as he is quickl...