fifth rehearsal."He is. It's like de
ja vu," Brian agreed."Well, he should be
especially familiar to
you," said Chaos with a snort."What's that supposed
to mean?" demanded Brian."It means that he's,
like, exactly like
you.""He's not anything
like me!" said Brian defensively. "I mean, yeah, he's a
dog, but that's pretty much where the similarities end. He's a prick!
And it takes him, uh, I dunno, what, a week to
get out a sentence?"Chaos smirked. "Yes,
I can see how completely and utterly different you are."Brian glared at her, but
he could see her point. They were sort of alike. And then he had an
aha moment. "Wait
a minute, I know why Mayhem bothers to hang around him! He must
remind her of me, which she likes because she
still loves me!""No she doesn't,"
said Chaos quickly."Bull," said
Brian.Peter, Mayhem, and Stewie
made their way onstage (Ryan and Meg were already sitting next to the
large cardboard box they would pretend was Snoopy's house until the
sets were made) so rehearsal could begin."What took you so
long?" said Brian."We were havin'
technical difficulties with Stewie's blanket," Peter explained."Huh." Brian
didn't know that a blanket could have "technical difficulties".
Or that Peter even knew the phrase "technical difficulties"."Okay, everyone,
we're gonna rehearse 'The Doctor Is In," Lois announced."Alright, maybe
she does," Chaos hissed at Brian, "but
it doesn't change anythi...